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Patteson sparkles on-screen in chilling new Batman movie

Patteson sparkles on-screen in chilling new Batman movie

Love is complicated. It’s complicated when you choose to fight for it, and it’s even more complicated when it requires you to face new realities. How about a self-sacrificing love between a hundred-year-old vampire and a seventeen-year-old human? Instead of the usual problems that couples tend to face
augiemirror Mar 31, 2022
Cult classic ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ is totally bonkers

Cult classic ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ is totally bonkers

“Wolf of Wall Street” is my favorite movie of all time. Right ahead of “Jackass 2.5” (for obvious reasons, easily the most underrated movie of the “Jackass” franchise), “The Big Short” (such an accurate representation of the financial market), and “Happy Gilmore,” of course. It’s hard to explain,
augiemirror Mar 31, 2022
Reporter struck out watching baseball game instead of Elton John concert

Reporter struck out watching baseball game instead of Elton John concert

As the Mirror’s administration reporter, I have never reported on a sports game before. So, for my senior year, I thought it would be fun to cover a game and provide an outsider’s perspective on Augustana athletics. I got my opportunity to attend and report on a game
augiemirror Mar 31, 2022

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