Smirror: ANGLES: What’s the best escape? Pina coladas or getting caught in the rain?
ALLIE HAMILTON
ifyoureabird@365letters.com
Rupert Holmes blessed the world with the 1979 banger “Escape,” also known as “The Piña Colada Song.” You all know how it goes… dude sees an ad for a personal column that says:
“If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain,
If